Episode #2

Well fans, I'm watching a little late tonight as I took a field trip with Liam and Owen to the fish store to get some fish for my tank at school. Thanks Sue for that dirty sespool you left, but now it is nice and pretty.

Now, for some random thoughts:

1. I still can't believe that Jonny Fairplay is gone. I want to know if he really meant to get voted off.
2. Boy, the fans are really, really, disorganized.
3. Kathy broke a rule... NO CRYING!
4. The favorites are at Club Med I think.
5. Are those clams that they are poppin' open are endangered?
6. The flirting really has to stop.
7. I like Jonathan. I think he is a good player.
8. I played a little Steve Matthew's "Jungle Love" after the Ozzy and Amanda show. Wuf, you wouldn't want to stay overnight at their house.
9. I sure like the crystal blue water of the South Pacific over the muddy river water of China.
10. There was still a lot of blurring on that challenge.
11. Erik looks like the dude from the "Blue Lagoon", where is Brooke Shields? OR is he the lost Bee Gee?
12. I really want to know if I could make it over those lily pads?
13. Good bye Chet!
14. Aren't there dangerous things lurking in the ocean as they trudge from island to island to island to island.
15. Mikey B.'s scenario was like the you know that I know that you know that I know that you know that I know... kinda like the Princess Bride.
16. Mikey B. is breaking rule #1... too much of a loud mouth.
17. I think I heard one of the dumbest comments ever, "It'll be interesting to check out tribal council tonight"... duh, have you ever watched the game.
18. I thought it was a little early for Joel to make a "power play"... let Mikey ride it out and then backdoor him.

Oh well... not a bad episode, should be a good one.

Rules of Survivor

So I have gone back and researched my previous posts to come up with what we shall now know as the 5 (really 7) commandments or rules of playing Survivor. When I get on the show I will use these to win.

Rule #1 - Keep your mouth shut. Let the loudmouth talk themselves out of the game.
Rule #2 - Don't drink ALCOHOL (especially in finitum).
Rule #2b - Don't cry, especially if you are a guy.
Rule #3 - No Racial Comments.
Rule #4 - No ROMANCE!
Rule #5 - Do not give your alliance a nickname.
Rule #5b - Especially don't give your alliance the nickname "The Four Horseman".

You break those and you lose.

Episode #1

Here we go Survivor fans... I'm PUMPED! I hope you watched, because its gonna be a good one. Time for some random thoughts now...

1. I gotta say I kinda like the Fans v. Faves.
2. Thanks goodness they gave them swimming suits this year!
3. So I get Gervis being a YMCA basketball coach, or __________ being a cheerleading coach, but how do you become an Ice Cream Scooper (Erik)?
4. Joel is a big dude.
5. Nice swimsuit Parvati!!!
6. Did they play Chariots of Fire as Yau-Man came out?
7. Lets all run across a pool of water in a lightning storm!
8. Nice tackly Yau-Man, way to smash Johnny Fairplay's head into the side of the boat.
9. Why do you start talking about another guy being gay... or about someone's implants... she is on her way out!
10. What kind of hat is that Jonathan.
11. I do have to agree with James, they have a better work ethic.
12. James and Parvati, sittin' a tree, ....
13. Is James bigger than last season?
14. Holy cow... Kathy was cryin' on day 1... what is she gonna do when she hasn't had food for a couple days.
15. Remember Survivor Rule #1 - Romance is Baaad.
16. Did Yau-Man start a fire from his glasses? When I go on Survivor I'm wearing glasses no matter what.
17. I want to see Joel go mono y mono with James.
18. Joel kinda looks like Lou Ferrigno.
19. Eliza just DURFFED it on that cart!
20. I gotta say, I don't like the Fans as much.
21. Johnny Fairplay is gonna get burned... He needed to lay low for a bit. AND he cost me $34.
22. That acting job was baaaad.
23. If it's your second time playing Survivor, why do you wear a dress?
24. Wow, was that for real? Did he really mean to get voted off? I'm confused.
25. That was anti-climactic at the end. Congrats to Ann Maria W. for her $34 win.

Season Premiere Tonight!

Well Fans, the season premiere is tonight and for the record names were chosen at lunch today. I have them up as of now! Enjoy, I hope you lose and I win or that I lose and take home the $34 that goes to the first person voted off tonight!

Clarification

I think that there are a couple things that need clarification.

#1 - Cheating: I don't know why people (John and Roger) think that I cheat when I pick the names. If I did, wouldn't you two be voted off first and second and I win every time. Hmmmm... Let's see, John won, Roger won, Julia won... I'm taking pictures next time.

#2 - Gambling: For the record, this is not gambling per se. You could call it a pyramid scheme, or may be an alternative investment. Anyway.

Lookin' forward to next Thursday!