Episode #1

Episode #1: “Want to See the Elephant Dung?”

First of all, I was a little intrigued over the title of the episode. We will see what that foretells. I know I always start strong with the posts and fade later. I’m going to try hard again this year. So here are my random thoughts for the night.

1. Go Randy!Who wears a suit or a dress or a bow tie or a strapless dress to the opening day of Survivor… haven’t you ever watched the show before?
2. Hi, I’m Rob, and I’m a recovering…
3. Crystal could whoop up on all the guys.
4. What are the odds that Charlie is hitting for the other team? Hmmm.
5. That picking was a little weird.
6. Dang, my guy is slow… and old…
7. Quote of the episode, “We are screwed in the physical challenges.”
8. Quote of the episode, “Are they saying thong?” – Cathy.
9. Sugar is a real blonde.
10. Bob’s ripped. He will be voted off early.
11. Gabon is Lion King land.
12. Is Gillian from a James Bond movie? Didn’t she play M?
13. I guess Gillian likes Elephant dung? WHO IN THE WORLD EATS ELEPHANT DUNG?
14. It is day 1 and Michelle is hangin’ out and being blurred out! She is wearing a nice outfit.
15. Come on Ken… Remember Rule #4.
16. Ace, “I’m the full package.” - No, I’m the full package.
17. Why do you just wear your undies?
18. Again, Charlie is not rollin’ the same as Marcus.
19. My dude is a dork. OH! It’s just a scratch. MEDICAL on day 1! I think I should make a rule of a dollar for the first person hurt.
20. GREAT BANDAGE!
21. Bob can take the buff bow tie off now.
22. I guess if I go on Survivor… I’m going to have to buy new underwear. Tidy Whities are not an option.
23. Where do I sign up to be a professional video game player?
24. So Michelle broke Rule #1 right out of the bat at tribal council.
25. Fang is in TOTAL CHAOS!
26. Randy… way to shut your mouth!
27. Uh oh, GC is going to get hammered now.
28. NEW RULE: Don’t become the leader early on. (GC Rule)
29. Michelle definitely benefits from the make up of the civilized world.
30. Well, at least they won’t have to blur out Michelle’s stuff anymore.
31. Congrats Carrie C. for winning the LOSER prize.
32. PLEASE, buy some flint before you leave so you can practice.
33. Charlie, Charlie, Charlie… what do I say.
34. Randy is right… “Operation Crash and Burn”
35. Crystal scared me with that black on. I am going to have nightmares.
36. Can GC just quit as leader?
37. How tall is Crystal? She is bigger than everyone else.
38. There has to be a no underwear rule for the next Survivor.
39. Randy kind of looked like The Ultimate Warrior from WWF days there.
40. Bob looks like a shepherd from Jerusalem with the skirt on his head.
41. Nice fishing Fang… that was finally something well done.
42. Well… Gillian got one tribal council farther than I thought

Thanks everyone! Should be a good season. Sorriy Suzy, no $$ for second voted off.

Welcome to Survivor: Gabon

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME Survivor: Gabon!

Get out those buffs, dust off that immunity idol, and sit down and try to add your name to list of past title winners (now including yours truly). It is time for another installment of Rob’s Survivor Pool!!!!

Only one change this year… the entry fee is $6 with $1 from every entry going to the first person voted out. Rules are below, RSVP to me ASAP, we only have 1 week!

Rules:
1. $6 entry fee, $1 goes to the first person voted off island (affectionately called the Roger Rule).
2. You will be assigned a RANDOM (no conspiracy theories please… Rog… John…) Survivor fully supervised by those I choose.
3. If your person gets voted off the island, so do you.
4. Check out www.robssurvivorpool.blogspot.com for updates.
5. Payout: 70% of total to the winner, 20% to second place, and 10% to third. If more than one pool player have and first, second, or third place survivor the winnings will be split between the two. For details, please refer to the KSPPMF (Krause Survivor Pool Payout Matrix Formula).

SO… what next: Please respond with your desire to play. Pass the invitation on to friends and family. Mail your $$$ to me